Prescription for Social Survival: Take Before Meals (And After)

Know someone who could clear a room faster than a fire alarm? Someone whose bottom burps are legendary? This Anti-Farting Medication prescription mug is the perfect cheeky gift for partners, family members, or mates who need a gentle (but hilarious) reminder about their less-than-fragrant habits. Designed to look exactly like an authentic pharmacy prescription label, this brilliantly funny coffee mug dispenses the only medicine that might help: caffeine and a sense of humour.

Perfect for:

• Partners whose farts could peel wallpaper
• Dads, brothers, and mates who wear their wind-breaking as a badge of honour
• Anyone who's perfected the art of the silent-but-deadly
• Work colleagues who need a funny desk companion
• Secret Santa gifts that'll get everyone laughing

This ceramic mug features a realistic prescription label design complete with all the medical-looking details – except the active ingredient is pure comedy gold. It's the kind of gift that gets a proper belly laugh at birthday parties, Christmas gatherings, or just because someone's flatulence has reached legendary status. Every morning brew becomes a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, they should ease up on the beans.

Whether they're sipping their morning coffee, enjoying an afternoon tea break, or settling in for an evening hot chocolate, this mug delivers the message with humour and heart. It's dishwasher safe too, so no excuses for not using it.

Because sometimes, the best medicine is caffeine, laughter, and a gentle reminder about manners.