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Details
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Size:
11 fl oz / 325 ml capacity
3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
100% plastic free, recyclable packaging
Vegan-friendly, toxin-free, water-based inks
Designed, printed & manufactured in the UK
Prescription for Parental Sanity: Take Daily (Or Hourly During School Holidays)
Surviving the teenage years? This Anti-Teenager Medication prescription mug is the only treatment proven to help parents cope with slammed doors, eye rolls, and the dreaded phrase 'whatever'. Designed to look exactly like an authentic pharmacy prescription label, this brilliantly funny coffee mug dispenses the only medicine that actually works: caffeine, patience, and a healthy dose of humour.
Perfect for:
- Parents navigating the turbulent teenage years
- Mums and dads who deserve a laugh (and a strong brew)
- Grandparents dealing with teenage grandchildren
- Teachers who work with teenagers daily
- Anyone who remembers being a nightmare teenager themselves
This ceramic mug features a realistic prescription label design complete with all the medical-looking details – except the active ingredient is pure parental survival instinct. It's the kind of gift that gets a knowing laugh at birthday parties, Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just because you've made it through another week. Every morning cuppa becomes a moment of solidarity with fellow parents who understand that raising teenagers requires industrial-strength coffee and an even stronger sense of humour.
Whether they're sipping their morning coffee before the school run, enjoying a peaceful afternoon tea break, or settling in for an evening hot chocolate after surviving another day, this mug speaks the truth. It's dishwasher safe too, because parents have enough to clean up already.
Because sometimes, the best medicine for dealing with teenagers is caffeine and laughter (in equal measures).
White ceramic mug with a full-colour, dishwasher- and microwave-safe print.
Mix and match across the whole range
Buy any 2 items from any collection and save 20% — your discount is added automatically at checkout
Proper quality, not just a novelty
Every mug in the range, same standard
Made in the UK
Designed, printed & shipped from UK
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe too — the print holds up through repeated use
Vegan inks
Toxin-free, water-based inks — safe for all the family
Eco packaging
100% plastic-free, recyclable — no unnecessary waste
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