White ceramic printed all the way round with rows of amber car dashboard warning lights, each given a joke caption such as 'Toilet Break', 'The Key is Sinking', 'I Wish I Were a Tractor' and 'Flex Your Abs'

Funny Dash Icons Warning Lights Motoring Mug

11oz/325ml
£11.99
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White ceramic printed all the way round with rows of amber car dashboard warning lights, each given a joke caption such as 'Toilet Break', 'The Key is Sinking', 'I Wish I Were a Tractor' and 'Flex Your Abs'
  • White ceramic printed all the way round with rows of amber car dashboard warning lights, each given a joke caption such as 'Toilet Break', 'The Key is Sinking', 'I Wish I Were a Tractor' and 'Flex Your Abs'
  • Left side of the Dash Icons Warning Lights mug, white ceramic printed all the way round with rows of amber car dashboard warning lights, each given a joke caption such as 'Toilet Break', 'The Key is Sinking', 'I Wish I Were a Tractor' and 'Flex Your Abs'
  • Centre of the Dash Icons Warning Lights mug, white ceramic printed all the way round with rows of amber car dashboard warning lights, each given a joke caption such as 'Toilet Break', 'The Key is Sinking', 'I Wish I Were a Tractor' and 'Flex Your Abs'
  • Right side of the Dash Icons Warning Lights mug, white ceramic printed all the way round with rows of amber car dashboard warning lights, each given a joke caption such as 'Toilet Break', 'The Key is Sinking', 'I Wish I Were a Tractor' and 'Flex Your Abs'
  • Close crop of the Dash Icons Warning Lights mug, amber warning lights captioned 'Toilet Break', 'The Key is Sinking' and 'I Wish I Were a Tractor'
Funny Dash Icons Warning Lights Motoring Mug

Funny Dash Icons Warning Lights Motoring Mug
£11.99
Made in UK
Buy any 2 items, save 20% — applied automatically at checkout
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Dishwasher safe
Eco packaging
Vegan inks
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All items are printed to order — please allow up to 3 business days before shipping. UK orders arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. A tracking link is sent when your order ships.

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Buying this as a gift? Add a personal note in the order comments at checkout and we'll include it with your order at no extra charge.
Details

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Size:
11 fl oz / 325 ml capacity
3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
or
15 fl oz / 425 ml capacity
4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

100% plastic free, recyclable packaging

Vegan-friendly, toxin-free, water-based inks

Designed, printed & manufactured in the UK
About this design

Nobody knows what any of them mean.

The one that came on in March, the one that goes off again if you ignore it, and the one you have decided is probably fine. The Funny Dash Icons Warning Lights Motoring Mug relabels around fifty of them with what they most likely mean instead — Toilet Break, I Wish I Were a Tractor, Soul Leaving the Body.

Perfect for

  • Mechanics and MOT testers, who see how that ends
  • New drivers meeting their first mystery symbol
  • A gift for someone driving with one permanently lit
  • Birthdays, passing the test, or a new job in the trade

White ceramic mug with a full-colour, dishwasher- and microwave-safe print.
White ceramic printed all the way round with rows of amber car dashboard warning lights, each given a joke caption such as 'Toilet Break', 'The Key is Sinking', 'I Wish I Were a Tractor' and 'Flex Your Abs'

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What you're getting

Proper quality, not just a novelty

Every mug in the range, same standard

Made in the UK

Designed, printed & shipped from UK

Dishwasher safe

Microwave safe too — the print holds up through repeated use

Vegan inks

Toxin-free, water-based inks — safe for all the family

Eco packaging

100% plastic-free, recyclable — no unnecessary waste

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A humorous motoring-themed mug featuring dash warning light icons. Customers said it's a "great quality gift" that makes recipients "very pleased." The mug is well-designed and ships quickly. However, some noted the text appears "fairly small" and print quality can make icons difficult to read. Popular as gifts for mechanics, technicians, and car enthusiasts.

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  • 5 stars: 9 (75%)
  • 4 stars: 3 (25%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Izzy

Funny & good quality mug, good gift, but unfortunately the text seems fairly small and poorer quality of print on the mug means receiver struggled to be able to read some of the icons properly. Still enjoyed the gift though.

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Etsy customer

Good fun item, bought as a gift and recipient very pleased.

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Etsy customer

Great quality gift for a colleague - I'll be back if it doesn't survive the hydroboil!!

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Etsy customer

Funny Dash Icons Warning Lights Motoring Mug

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Jess

My partner loves this! Takes it to work with him everyday! Thankyou

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Samantha Rogers

Good quality, will make a great gift for the technician I intend to give it to

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Kirsty-lee

Funny mug. My boyfriend will love it

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Sophie

Wow amazing well done yay

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Raven Wallin
Customer review

Looks identical to the photos and shipped quickly! Thanks so much! I gave it to my boyfriend when he graduated as a mechanic :)

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Beth Charles
Customer review

super funny, think my dad will love it

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Bec Matthews
Customer review

Dean went above and beyond for me

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Rosalind
Customer review

Received the mug yesterday and very pleased with the design

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Everything you need to know before you buy
Fully dishwasher and microwave safe. The print uses water-based, vegan-friendly inks that hold up through repeated washing without fading or peeling.
Standard 11oz / 325ml — 97mm tall and 82mm in diameter. Large 15 fl oz / 425 ml 119mm tall and 85mm in diameter. A classic mug size that sits well on any kitchen shelf or office desk.
Yes — add a personal note in the order comments at checkout and we'll include it with your order at no extra charge.
It arrives in 100% plastic-free, recyclable packaging that's presentable enough to give straight away — no extra wrapping required.
Allow up to 3 business days for printing and packing. UK orders then arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. You'll get a tracking link when your order ships.
Yes — free tracked shipping on all UK orders, no minimum spend. International shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
Yes. International orders ship via Royal Mail Tracked. We ship DDP (Delivered Duty Paid) to the USA — meaning no surprise customs charges or import duties on delivery. For all other international destinations, buyers are responsible for any customs or import duties that may apply in their country.
Because each mug is printed to order as soon as you place it, we're unable to cancel once confirmed. If there's a problem, get in touch and we'll do our best to help.
Not happy? Get in touch within 14 days of receiving your order and we'll arrange a full refund. Items must be in original condition. Return postage is at your cost.
Email us at hello@banterbits.com with a photo and your order number. We'll send a replacement at no cost — no need to return the damaged item.
Personalised items cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or incorrect. If there's a problem with your personalised order, contact us straight away and we'll sort it out.