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White ceramic novelty mug reading 'One Fart Away From A Poo'

One Fart Away From A Poo Mug

£11.99
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White ceramic novelty mug reading 'One Fart Away From A Poo'

One Fart Away From A Poo Mug

£11.99
Made in UK
Buy any 2 items, save 20% — applied automatically at checkout
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14-day returns
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Dishwasher safe
Eco packaging
Vegan inks
Shipping

All items are printed to order — please allow up to 3 business days before shipping. UK orders arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. A tracking link is sent when your order ships.

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Returns & Refunds

Not happy? Contact us within 14 days of receiving your order. Items must be in original condition. Return postage is at the buyer's cost.

RETURNS AND REFUNDS

Gift Message

Buying this as a gift? Add a personal note in the order comments at checkout and we'll include it with your order at no extra charge.

Details

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Size:
11 fl oz / 325 ml capacity
3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter

100% plastic free, recyclable packaging

Vegan-friendly, toxin-free, water-based inks

Designed, printed & manufactured in the UK

About this design

One Fart Away From A Poo Mug

Introducing the perfect blend of humour and functionality – the One Fart Away From A Poo Mug. This quirky mug is designed for those who appreciate a good laugh and have a penchant for cheeky toilet humour. It’s not just a mug; it’s a conversation starter!

Key Features:

  • Witty Design: Adorned with a clever slogan that’s bound to bring a smile to your face.
  • Dual-Sided Print: The hilarious design is printed on both sides, making it perfect for everyone – left-handed or right-handed.
  • Ideal Size: Just the right size for your favourite coffee or tea, ensuring you start your day with a chuckle.

Benefits:

  • Perfect Gift: Ideal for birthdays, secret Santa exchanges, or simply to brighten someone’s day.
  • Great for All Occasions: Whether it's a fun stocking filler or a humorous present for a colleague, this mug fits the bill.
  • Daily Dose of Laughter: Bring some joy to your daily routine with a light-hearted reminder to not take life too seriously.

Use Cases:

  • Gift for friends or family members with a great sense of humour.
  • Office desk accessory to lighten up the work environment.
  • Perfect addition to your own collection of novelty mugs.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to spread laughter and joy. Get your One Fart Away From A Poo Mug today and make humour a part of your everyday life!

White ceramic novelty mug reading 'One Fart Away From A Poo'

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What you're getting

Proper quality, not just a novelty

Every mug in the range, same standard

Made in the UK

Designed, printed & shipped from UK

Dishwasher safe

Microwave safe too — the print holds up through repeated use

Vegan inks

Toxin-free, water-based inks — safe for all the family

Eco packaging

100% plastic-free, recyclable — no unnecessary waste

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 Frequently asked questions

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Everything you need to know before you buy

Fully dishwasher and microwave safe. The print uses water-based, vegan-friendly inks that hold up through repeated washing without fading or peeling.
Standard 11oz / 325ml — 97mm tall and 82mm in diameter. Large 15 fl oz / 425 ml 119mm tall and 85mm in diameter. A classic mug size that sits well on any kitchen shelf or office desk.
Yes — add a personal note in the order comments at checkout and we'll include it with your order at no extra charge.
It arrives in 100% plastic-free, recyclable packaging that's presentable enough to give straight away — no extra wrapping required.
Allow up to 3 business days for printing and packing. UK orders then arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. You'll get a tracking link when your order ships.
Yes — free tracked shipping on all UK orders, no minimum spend. International shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
Yes. International orders ship via Royal Mail Tracked. We ship DDP (Delivered Duty Paid) to the USA — meaning no surprise customs charges or import duties on delivery. For all other international destinations, buyers are responsible for any customs or import duties that may apply in their country.
Because each mug is printed to order as soon as you place it, we're unable to cancel once confirmed. If there's a problem, get in touch and we'll do our best to help.
Not happy? Get in touch within 14 days of receiving your order and we'll arrange a full refund. Items must be in original condition. Return postage is at your cost.
Email us at hello@banterbits.com with a photo and your order number. We'll send a replacement at no cost — no need to return the damaged item.
Personalised items cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or incorrect. If there's a problem with your personalised order, contact us straight away and we'll sort it out.