Red Dwarf Quotes Mug
11oz/325ml
£11.99
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Dishwasher safe
Eco packaging
Vegan inks
Shipping
All items are printed to order — please allow up to 3 business days before shipping. UK orders arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. A tracking link is sent when your order ships.
Returns & Refunds
Not happy? Contact us within 14 days of receiving your order. Items must be in original condition. Return postage is at the buyer's cost.
Gift Message
Buying this as a gift? Add a personal note in the order comments at checkout and we'll include it with your order at no extra charge.
Details
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Size:
11 fl oz / 325 ml capacity
3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
or
15 fl oz / 425 ml capacity
4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
100% plastic free, recyclable packaging
Vegan-friendly, toxin-free, water-based inks
Designed, printed & manufactured in the UK
About this design
Smoke me a kipper. I’ll be back for breakfast.
Everybody’s dead, Dave. Mr Flibble is very cross. There is no such thing as silicon heaven, so where do all the calculators go? The Red Dwarf Quotes Mug fits the lot onto one cup, printed small enough that people keep finding new ones.
Perfect for
- Dwarfers who can do the whole silicon heaven exchange
- Anyone who still says smeg in company
- A gift for the friend who owns every series
- Birthdays, Christmas, or a Secret Santa for a proper fan
White ceramic mug with a full-colour, dishwasher- and microwave-safe print.
Mix and match across the whole range
Buy any 2 items from any collection and save 20% — your discount is added automatically at checkout
What you're getting
Proper quality, not just a novelty
Every mug in the range, same standard
Made in the UK
Designed, printed & shipped from UK
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe too — the print holds up through repeated use
Vegan inks
Toxin-free, water-based inks — safe for all the family
Eco packaging
100% plastic-free, recyclable — no unnecessary waste
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Customers praised this hilarious mug featuring favorite quotes, noting "good quality" and excellent design. Shoppers consistently highlighted "very quick" delivery and products arriving in mint condition with no damage. Perfect for fans and gift-giving. All reviews were overwhelmingly positive.
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S
Hilarious mug with my favorite Red Dwarf quotes. Shipped and arrived in record time. Love it!
C
Perfect gift for my step son.. we both LOVE Red Dwarf! Very quick postage. Thank you x
M
Husband loves it , excellent buy
E
Great product and arrived quick
J
Huge thanks for a great product and service.
I will gladly shop with you again.
J
Very happy with this cup, exactly what I wanted. Would buy from seller again.
E
It's great for any Red Dwarf fan. I'm sure the recipient is going to love it.
H
As pictured good quality item. Delivered on time.
S
Great gift for someone who loves Red Dwarf. Made it to the U.S. with no damage
S
Very good and arrived in timely fashion
j
This was a secret santa gift which arrived promptly and was in mint condition
l
Came in great condition and well made and I can't wait to give it to my sister for her birthday
E
Arrived very fast from England to Wyoming, great mug, thanks
E
I love this mug, really cool design, good quality and super fast delivery!
Frequently asked questions
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Everything you need to know before you buy
Fully dishwasher and microwave safe. The print uses water-based, vegan-friendly inks that hold up through repeated washing without fading or peeling.
Standard 11oz / 325ml — 97mm tall and 82mm in diameter.
Large 15 fl oz / 425 ml 119mm tall and 85mm in diameter. A classic mug size that sits well on any kitchen shelf or office desk.
Yes — add a personal note in the order comments at checkout and we'll include it with your order at no extra charge.
It arrives in 100% plastic-free, recyclable packaging that's presentable enough to give straight away — no extra wrapping required.
Allow up to 3 business days for printing and packing. UK orders then arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. You'll get a tracking link when your order ships.
Yes — free tracked shipping on all UK orders, no minimum spend. International shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
Yes. International orders ship via Royal Mail Tracked. We ship DDP (Delivered Duty Paid) to the USA — meaning no surprise customs charges or import duties on delivery. For all other international destinations, buyers are responsible for any customs or import duties that may apply in their country.
Because each mug is printed to order as soon as you place it, we're unable to cancel once confirmed. If there's a problem, get in touch and we'll do our best to help.
Not happy? Get in touch within 14 days of receiving your order and we'll arrange a full refund. Items must be in original condition. Return postage is at your cost.
Email us at hello@banterbits.com with a photo and your order number. We'll send a replacement at no cost — no need to return the damaged item.
Personalised items cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or incorrect. If there's a problem with your personalised order, contact us straight away and we'll sort it out.