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Red Dwarf Quotes T-Shirt

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£17.99
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Red Dwarf Quotes T-Shirt

Red Dwarf Quotes T-Shirt
£17.99
ColourBlack
Size

Size Chart

Measurement S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
Length (in) 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33.1 33.9 35
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 81
Width (in) 18.1 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9
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HOW TO MEASURE

For best results, measure a similar garment you own and compare it to the size chart.

A — Length

Place the end of the tape at the highest point of the shoulder (next to the collar).
Measure straight down to the bottom hem of the shirt.

B — Width

Measure across the chest from one armpit seam to the other.

Note:
Measurements are provided by suppliers and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

T-Shirt Measurement Diagram
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Shipping

All items are printed to order, so please allow up to 5 business days to print and ship.

We offer fully tracked shipping with Royal Mail. Shipping times and prices differ due to different locations, please allow extra time during busy periods.

SHIPPING INFORMATION
Return policy

If you are not completely satisfied with the products you have received, return them to us within 14 days of delivery. If the goods are returned to us within 14 days we will issue a full refund including postage. The costs of returning the products to us shall be borne by you.

RETURNS AND REFUNDS
Washing and Care

Clothing may have a slight vinegar scent from the printing process, but this scent will go away after the first wash.

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

Do not dry clean.
Details

This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

Material: 100% cotton.

- Seamless twin needle collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders.
- Tubular body.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem.
- Tear out label.

Weight: 180gsm.

Please note that shirt colours may vary slightly depending on your screen's display settings. We do our best to ensure our product images are as true to life as possible, but we cannot guarantee an exact colour match.

Three million years from Earth, and the banter's still unmatched.

This tee packs in the best lines from the entire crew of the Jupiter Mining Corporation's finest (and only) vessel: Holly's deadpan computer logic, Lister's gloriously lazy worldview, Kryten's panic-stricken helpfulness, Cat's mirror-worthy vanity, and Rimmer's insufferable pomposity. All the quips, one-liners, and smegging brilliant moments that made Red Dwarf one of Britain's greatest sci-fi comedies... on a shirt you'll actually want to wear.

Whether you're heading to a convention, a fan meet-up, or just the corner shop for a Pot Noodle, this is the tee that starts conversations and settles arguments about which character had the best lines. (It was Holly. Obviously.)

  • High-quality unisex tee with durable print
  • Fan-favourite quotes from Holly, Lister, Kryten, Cat & Rimmer
  • Built to stay vibrant wash after wash
  • Perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion that deserves a smegging good laugh

For fans of classic British comedy, sci-fi enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever wished they could hitch a ride on Red Dwarf.

🚀 Smoke me a kipper — this one's worth getting up for.

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