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Vogon Poetry Hitchhiker's Guide Unisex T-Shirt

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£19.99
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variant:Black
  • variant:Black
  • variant:Black
  • variant:Black
  • variant:Black
  • variant:Black
Vogon Poetry Hitchhiker's Guide Unisex T-Shirt

Vogon Poetry Hitchhiker's Guide Unisex T-Shirt
£19.99
ColourBlack
Size

Size Chart

Measurement S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
Length (in) 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33.1 33.9 35
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 81
Width (in) 18.1 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9
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HOW TO MEASURE

For best results, measure a similar garment you own and compare it to the size chart.

A — Length

Place the end of the tape at the highest point of the shoulder (next to the collar).
Measure straight down to the bottom hem of the shirt.

B — Width

Measure across the chest from one armpit seam to the other.

Note:
Measurements are provided by suppliers and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

T-Shirt Measurement Diagram
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Shipping

All items are printed to order, so please allow up to 5 business days to print and ship.

We offer fully tracked shipping with Royal Mail. Shipping times and prices differ due to different locations, please allow extra time during busy periods.

SHIPPING INFORMATION
Return policy

If you are not completely satisfied with the products you have received, return them to us within 14 days of delivery. If the goods are returned to us within 14 days we will issue a full refund including postage. The costs of returning the products to us shall be borne by you.

RETURNS AND REFUNDS
Washing and Care

Clothing may have a slight vinegar scent from the printing process, but this scent will go away after the first wash.

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

Do not dry clean.
Details

This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

Material: 100% cotton.

- Seamless twin needle collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders.
- Tubular body.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem.
- Tear out label.

Weight: 180gsm.

Please note that shirt colours may vary slightly depending on your screen's display settings. We do our best to ensure our product images are as true to life as possible, but we cannot guarantee an exact colour match.

Celebrate the gloriously terrible universe of Douglas Adams with this Vogon Poetry t-shirt. Designed in the style of the iconic Penguin Books triband layout, reimagined as Megadodo Publications, complete with a Dodo logo, this is the ultimate wearable tribute to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Featuring Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz as the author, this cream and orange design is instantly recognisable to any fan of the series... and completely baffling to everyone else. Exactly as it should be.

Why You'll Love It

  • Classic Book Cover Design: Inspired by the iconic Penguin Books triband style, reimagined as Megadodo Publications - cream, orange, and brilliantly nerdy.
  • A True Fan Piece: References Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz by name. If you know, you know.
  • Instant Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to earn knowing smiles at conventions, bookshops, comic cons, and coffee queues.
  • Everyday Comfort: Soft, wearable, and great for pairing with your towel.
  • The Perfect Gift: Ideal for Hitchhiker's Guide fans, sci-fi readers, Douglas Adams devotees, and anyone with a 42-shaped hole in their wardrobe.

Don't panic... just wear it.

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