Prescription for Sanity: Take Daily (Or Whenever Idiots Appear)

Surrounded by dickheads? Tired of dealing with absolute muppets at work, at home, or literally everywhere? This Anti-Dickhead Medication prescription mug is the perfect remedy for anyone who's had enough of idiots, time-wasters, and general nuisances. Designed to look exactly like an authentic pharmacy prescription label, this brilliantly sarcastic coffee mug dispenses the only medicine that actually helps: caffeine and zero tolerance for nonsense.

Perfect for:

• Office workers surviving meetings full of idiots
• Anyone who's had enough of dealing with muppets
• Friends who appreciate brutally honest humour
• Healthcare workers, retail staff, and anyone dealing with the public
• Partners who need a laugh about life's daily dickheads

This ceramic mug features a realistic prescription label design complete with all the medical-looking details – except the active ingredient is pure, unfiltered truth. It's the kind of gift that gets a proper laugh at birthday parties, office Secret Santa, or just because someone deserves recognition for putting up with idiots all day. Every morning brew becomes a moment of solidarity with fellow survivors who've had enough of the dickheads.

Whether they're sipping their morning coffee before facing another day of muppets, enjoying an afternoon tea break from the madness, or settling in for an evening hot chocolate after surviving more idiots, this mug speaks the truth. It's dishwasher safe too, because who has time for more hassle?

Because sometimes, the best medicine is caffeine, honesty, and absolutely zero tolerance for dickheads.