Anti-Dickhead Medication Prescription Mug
£11.99
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Dishwasher safe
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Vegan inks
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All items are printed to order — please allow up to 3 business days before shipping. UK orders arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. A tracking link is sent when your order ships.
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Details
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Size:
11 fl oz / 325 ml capacity
3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
100% plastic free, recyclable packaging
Vegan-friendly, toxin-free, water-based inks
Designed, printed & manufactured in the UK
About this design
Prescription for Sanity: Take Daily (Or Whenever Idiots Appear)
Surrounded by dickheads? Tired of dealing with absolute muppets at work, at home, or literally everywhere? This Anti-Dickhead Medication prescription mug is the perfect remedy for anyone who's had enough of idiots, time-wasters, and general nuisances. Designed to look exactly like an authentic pharmacy prescription label, this brilliantly sarcastic coffee mug dispenses the only medicine that actually helps: caffeine and zero tolerance for nonsense.
Perfect for:
- Office workers surviving meetings full of idiots
- Anyone who's had enough of dealing with muppets
- Friends who appreciate brutally honest humour
- Healthcare workers, retail staff, and anyone dealing with the public
- Partners who need a laugh about life's daily dickheads
This ceramic mug features a realistic prescription label design complete with all the medical-looking details – except the active ingredient is pure, unfiltered truth. It's the kind of gift that gets a proper laugh at birthday parties, office Secret Santa, or just because someone deserves recognition for putting up with idiots all day. Every morning brew becomes a moment of solidarity with fellow survivors who've had enough of the dickheads.
Whether they're sipping their morning coffee before facing another day of muppets, enjoying an afternoon tea break from the madness, or settling in for an evening hot chocolate after surviving more idiots, this mug speaks the truth. It's dishwasher safe too, because who has time for more hassle?
Because sometimes, the best medicine is caffeine, honesty, and absolutely zero tolerance for dickheads.
White ceramic mug with a full-colour, dishwasher- and microwave-safe print.
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What you're getting
Proper quality, not just a novelty
Every mug in the range, same standard
Made in the UK
Designed, printed & shipped from UK
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe too — the print holds up through repeated use
Vegan inks
Toxin-free, water-based inks — safe for all the family
Eco packaging
100% plastic-free, recyclable — no unnecessary waste
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Fully dishwasher and microwave safe. The print uses water-based, vegan-friendly inks that hold up through repeated washing without fading or peeling.
Standard 11oz / 325ml — 97mm tall and 82mm in diameter.
Large 15 fl oz / 425 ml 119mm tall and 85mm in diameter. A classic mug size that sits well on any kitchen shelf or office desk.
Yes — add a personal note in the order comments at checkout and we'll include it with your order at no extra charge.
It arrives in 100% plastic-free, recyclable packaging that's presentable enough to give straight away — no extra wrapping required.
Allow up to 3 business days for printing and packing. UK orders then arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. You'll get a tracking link when your order ships.
Yes — free tracked shipping on all UK orders, no minimum spend. International shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
Yes. International orders ship via Royal Mail Tracked. We ship DDP (Delivered Duty Paid) to the USA — meaning no surprise customs charges or import duties on delivery. For all other international destinations, buyers are responsible for any customs or import duties that may apply in their country.
Because each mug is printed to order as soon as you place it, we're unable to cancel once confirmed. If there's a problem, get in touch and we'll do our best to help.
Not happy? Get in touch within 14 days of receiving your order and we'll arrange a full refund. Items must be in original condition. Return postage is at your cost.
Email us at hello@banterbits.com with a photo and your order number. We'll send a replacement at no cost — no need to return the damaged item.
Personalised items cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or incorrect. If there's a problem with your personalised order, contact us straight away and we'll sort it out.