Warning: May Cause Extreme Eye-Rolling and Sarcastic Responses

Fed up with people? Tired of small talk? Done with literally everything? This Anti-Everything Medication mug is the prescription you didn't know you needed. Designed to look exactly like an authentic pharmacy label, this brilliantly sarcastic coffee mug dispenses the only treatment that actually works: a strong brew and an even stronger sense of humour.

Perfect for:

• Anyone who's officially done with people, places, and things
• Sarcastic souls who wear their cynicism with pride
• Healthcare workers who've seen it all (and had enough)
• Office workers surviving on caffeine and contempt
• Friends and family who appreciate brutally honest humour

This ceramic mug features a realistic prescription label design complete with all the medical-looking details – except the active ingredient is pure, unadulterated sarcasm. It's the kind of gift that gets a knowing laugh from anyone who's ever felt completely over it. Whether it's Monday morning blues, family gatherings, or just general life fatigue, this mug speaks the truth we're all thinking.

Every sip becomes a moment of solidarity with fellow cynics everywhere. Fill it with your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or evening hot chocolate – whatever helps you tolerate the world a bit longer. It's dishwasher safe too, because even your mug shouldn't require extra effort.

Because sometimes, the best medicine is admitting you're absolutely done with everything (and having a laugh about it).