Great Wave of Babel Fish Hitchhiker's Guide T-Shirt
Black / Small
£17.99
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All items are printed to order — please allow up to 5 business days before shipping. UK orders arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. A tracking link is sent when your order ships.
Returns & Refunds
Not happy? Contact us within 14 days of receiving your order. Items must be in original condition. Return postage is at the buyer's cost.
Washing and Care
Clothing may have a slight vinegar scent from the printing process, but this scent will go away after the first wash.
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
Details
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Material: 100% cotton.
- Seamless twin needle collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders.
- Tubular body.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem.
- Tear out label.
Weight: 180gsm.
Please note that shirt colours may vary slightly depending on your screen's display settings. We do our best to ensure our product images are as true to life as possible, but we cannot guarantee an exact colour match.
About this design
Hokusai, with a whale that should not be there.
The famous wave, rearranged around something falling out of the sky. The Great Wave t-shirt is for the reader who knows exactly what happens next, and thinks it is the funniest thing in the book.
Perfect for
- Hitchhiker's Guide readers
- Anyone who knows what happens to the whale
- Art print and woodblock enthusiasts
- Birthdays, Christmas or Towel Day
Unisex cotton t-shirt with a full-colour print.
Mix and match across the whole range
Buy any 2 items from any collection and save 20% — your discount is added automatically at checkout
What you're getting
Proper quality, not just a print
Every t-shirt in the range, same standard
Made in the UK
Designed, printed & shipped from the UK
Quality fabric
Soft, comfortable unisex fit — built to last
Vegan print inks
Water-based, toxin-free — vibrant colour that lasts wash after wash
Eco packaging
100% plastic-free, recyclable — no unnecessary waste
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Frequently asked questions
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Everything you need to know before you buy
We print on the Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt — 100% pre-shrunk cotton jersey at 185gsm for colours (175gsm white). It's soft, substantial, and holds its shape wash after wash. Comes with a seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, and a tear-out label for comfort.
Yes. The Gildan Heavy Cotton is WRAP certified, SEDEX certified, Oeko-Tex certified, REACH certified, and Fair Labour certified. So you can wear it with a clear conscience.
Machine wash inside out at 30°C or below. Avoid tumble drying on high heat. Don't iron directly on the print. Washing inside out helps preserve the print colour and keeps it looking sharp for longer.
We do our best to ensure product images are as true to life as possible, but screen colours vary by device and we can't guarantee an exact match. If colour accuracy is important, we'd suggest ordering a single item first.
Yes — add a personal note in the order comments at checkout and we'll include it with your order at no extra charge.
The Gildan Heavy Cotton is a classic unisex fit — not slim cut. It comes up true to size and is pre-washed so it won't shrink significantly after purchase. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up.
All measurements in cm. Half chest measured 2.5cm below armhole.
Measurements are provided by the supplier and may vary by up to 2 inches (5cm).
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Half chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 |
| Body length (cm) | 70 | 73 | 76 | 78 | 81 | 84 | 86 | 89 |
| To fit chest (inch) | 34–36 | 38–40 | 42–44 | 46–48 | 50–52 | 54–56 | 58–60 | 62–64 |
For the best fit, measure a t-shirt you already own and compare to the size chart. To measure chest width, lay the shirt flat and measure across the chest from one armpit seam to the other — that's your half chest measurement. For length, measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Not always — some colours are only available in certain sizes. The size selector on the product page will show which options are available for each colour. If a size is greyed out, it's not available in that colour.
All items are printed to order — please allow up to 5 business days to print and pack before shipping. UK orders then arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. You'll get a tracking link when your order ships.
Yes — free tracked shipping on all UK orders, no minimum spend. International shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
Yes. International orders ship via Royal Mail Tracked. We ship DDP (Delivered Duty Paid) to the USA — meaning no surprise customs charges or import duties on delivery. For all other international destinations, buyers are responsible for any customs or import duties that may apply in their country.
Because each t-shirt is printed to order as soon as you place it, we're unable to cancel once confirmed. If there's a problem, get in touch and we'll do our best to help.
Not happy? Get in touch within 14 days of receiving your order and we'll arrange a full refund. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Return postage is at your cost.
Because everything is printed to order, we can't hold stock for exchanges. If you need a different size, return the original for a refund and place a new order for the size you need. Get in touch at hello@banterbits.com and we'll make the process as smooth as possible.
Email us at hello@banterbits.com with a photo and your order number. We'll send a replacement at no cost — no need to return the faulty item.