Let's be honest – while you're maintaining eye contact and nodding at appropriate intervals, your brain is frantically calculating whether to triple captain Haaland or if that budget midfielder is actually a season-changing differential. This mug tells it like it is.

Perfect for:

• FPL Fantasy football players and league managers who are obsessed with their squad
  Football fans who live and breathe gameweek strategy
• Competitive league players checking stats at every opportunity
• Anyone who's ever been caught daydreaming about their Fantasy team mid-conversation
• Anyone who can’t stop talking about their fantasy lineup

Emblazoned with "I might look like I'm listening to you, but in my head I'm thinking about Fantasy Football," this mug is both confession and badge of honour. Whether you're nursing your morning brew while scrolling through injury updates, or clutching it during those agonising final minutes before the gameweek deadline, it's a faithful companion through the highs of green arrows and the lows of captain blanks.

Gift it to your fantasy NFL league rival as a peace offering after your jammy last-minute winner, use it to assert dominance in the office kitchen, or simply embrace it as the truth-telling vessel it is. After all, non-Fantasy players just wouldn't understand.

Some people meditate. You optimise your bench. And that's perfectly valid.