Red Dwarf Talkie Toaster Floppy Disk Mug
£11.99
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Dishwasher safe
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All items are printed to order — please allow up to 3 business days before shipping. UK orders arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. A tracking link is sent when your order ships.
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Details
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Size:
11 fl oz / 325 ml capacity
3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
or
15 fl oz / 425 ml capacity
4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
100% plastic free, recyclable packaging
Vegan-friendly, toxin-free, water-based inks
Designed, printed & manufactured in the UK
About this design
Meet the Talkie Toaster (patent pending) - "Your chirpy breakfast companion", the most annoying kitchen appliance in the known universe – would you like some toast? This brilliant Red Dwarf mug features everyone's favourite bread-obsessed AI on a classic floppy disk design that represents a visual system upgrade complete with the Crapola Inc logo, perfect for any sci-fi comedy fan who appreciates persistent kitchen technology.
• Red Dwarf enthusiasts who love the Talkie Toaster's relentless toast obsession
• Retro tech lovers nostalgic for the days of floppy disks and kitchen AI upgrades
• Comedy fans who enjoy witty sci-fi humour and annoying appliances
• Gift buyers seeking something special for geeks who appreciate persistent technology
This high-quality ceramic mug showcases the Talkie Toaster in all its bread-loving glory on a vintage floppy disk design that cleverly represents a visual system upgrade from Crapola Inc. Just like the real thing (complete with crumb tray and made in Taiwan), this mug brings relentless charm to your daily routine. Whether you're sipping your morning brew whilst contemplating breakfast options or enjoying an evening cuppa while rewatching classic episodes, the nostalgic floppy disk aesthetic perfectly captures the show's retro-futuristic kitchen technology.
Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion when you want to celebrate someone's love for brilliant British comedy and persistent kitchen appliances. It's also ideal for office use – imagine the conversations it'll spark with fellow fans of bread-obsessed AI!
Because everyone needs a bit of Talkie Toaster's dedication in their life – even if it means being constantly asked about toast preferences.
White ceramic mug with a full-colour, dishwasher- and microwave-safe print.
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What you're getting
Proper quality, not just a novelty
Every mug in the range, same standard
Made in the UK
Designed, printed & shipped from UK
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe too — the print holds up through repeated use
Vegan inks
Toxin-free, water-based inks — safe for all the family
Eco packaging
100% plastic-free, recyclable — no unnecessary waste
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Fully dishwasher and microwave safe. The print uses water-based, vegan-friendly inks that hold up through repeated washing without fading or peeling.
Standard 11oz / 325ml — 97mm tall and 82mm in diameter.
Large 15 fl oz / 425 ml 119mm tall and 85mm in diameter. A classic mug size that sits well on any kitchen shelf or office desk.
Yes — add a personal note in the order comments at checkout and we'll include it with your order at no extra charge.
It arrives in 100% plastic-free, recyclable packaging that's presentable enough to give straight away — no extra wrapping required.
Allow up to 3 business days for printing and packing. UK orders then arrive in 1–2 business days via Royal Mail Tracked. International orders typically take 5–15 business days. You'll get a tracking link when your order ships.
Yes — free tracked shipping on all UK orders, no minimum spend. International shipping costs are calculated at checkout.
Yes. International orders ship via Royal Mail Tracked. We ship DDP (Delivered Duty Paid) to the USA — meaning no surprise customs charges or import duties on delivery. For all other international destinations, buyers are responsible for any customs or import duties that may apply in their country.
Because each mug is printed to order as soon as you place it, we're unable to cancel once confirmed. If there's a problem, get in touch and we'll do our best to help.
Not happy? Get in touch within 14 days of receiving your order and we'll arrange a full refund. Items must be in original condition. Return postage is at your cost.
Email us at hello@banterbits.com with a photo and your order number. We'll send a replacement at no cost — no need to return the damaged item.
Personalised items cannot be returned unless they arrive damaged or incorrect. If there's a problem with your personalised order, contact us straight away and we'll sort it out.