There's something deeply satisfying about a perfectly formatted spreadsheet, isn't there? Whilst others are chatting away, you're mentally colour-coding cells, contemplating the elegance of a well-crafted VLOOKUP, or fantasising about pivot tables that would make your colleagues weep with envy.

This mug is for:

• Excel wizards who dream in formulas and conditional formatting
• Data analysts whose idea of fun involves nested IF statements
• Accountants, project managers, and anyone who gets genuinely excited about a good spreadsheet
• People who've ever said "I'll just pop that in a spreadsheet" with genuine enthusiasm

Declaring "I might look like I'm listening to you, but in my head I'm thinking about Spreadsheets," this mug is both confession and celebration. Because whilst normal people zone out thinking about holidays or what's for dinner, you're optimising data ranges and wondering if there's a more efficient way to automate that monthly report. And honestly? That's a superpower.

Perfect for your desk at work (where it doubles as a warning sign), home office sessions when you're "just quickly checking something," or as a gift for that colleague who actually enjoys building complex formulas. They'll get it. Non-spreadsheet people simply won't understand.

Some people count sheep. You sort columns. Each to their own.